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Antipirate's life

Ok, since it’s downtime and I have nothing to do, I decided to continue my antipirate biography. After my first story, nothing really entertaining has happened, or maybe it’s because I have more experience now and I don’t have those emotions already :(, but I don’t remember my fights anymore, I have to look in the killboard to see them, I remember more my losses, I don’t know why though. I still fly thoraxes and vexors btw, but my first myrmidon is on the way. So I remember a lost a thorax to a dominix, he just killed all my cap and I couldn’t do anything, just sat there and waited to pop, this is a horrible feeling. I’ve got killed by 2 crows too, it took them a long time, but they did it, and my backup arrived just as I got poped, and my warrior 2’s only took 60% of 1 of the crow’s shields.

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Then I convo’d a guy to kill a pirate which I knew I can’t kill by myself, he accepted and when I undocked and went to a planet to scan down the pirate, my “ally” decloaked in a rapier and held me down until his m8s came and killed me (drake, rapier, vexor, ferox, caracal, hawk against my vexor).

After this incident I told myself that I won’t believe in a corp description anymore(their description said they r antipirates) and only work with guys that I know. Same day, but a little l8r, we get info that a raven is killing noobs in our home system, so we form a gang and go to kill the bastard, I find him at a belt and put a point on him, but he warps out (wcs ftl), so, we decide to try a different way, I remain in the system and my m8s wait at the gate. I go to a belt, and here he comes, the raven. I put a point on him again, he starts shooting me, my m8s are on their way, and I realize that it's a torp raven! OMG, faster guys :-)! My armor is dropping fast, but fortunately my m8s come in time to get points on the raven, I pop, but they pop him too. Again, we win at the cost of my loss, though I got the loot :-).

A lot of kills I got with my alliance m8s, those I don’t consider fun, coz They wre mostly overkill. 1 I liked, I was camping the station, waiting for some pies to get out, in my vexor, they were -5 so I had no probems with sentry's. Ofc they got out and docked back several times, but, 1 of their rifters came out and got poped faster than he could dock back, and he didn’t even try to warp his pod out, so I got my first bounty, 1,5mil payd for his destruction. After the rifter, a stabber came out, another -5, I engaged him and he started to shoot back, nice I say, he can’t dock now, ofc i pop him. After the fight I asked him why didn’t he dock, he said he didn’t think of that :-).

After few days, I see a guy in a ferox, me being in vexor, I asked him for a 1vs1, he agreed, we started to shoot each other and it was very close, but i won eventually, though with only 25% structure. He liked it, he said he was pretty sure I would be an easy kill :):
2008.03.27 07:13

Victim: ****
Alliance: None
Corp: Perkone
Destroyed: Ferox
System: ****

Security: 0.1
Damage Taken: 26917

Involved parties:

Name: Lady Destruction (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.0
Alliance: Infinite Innovation
Corp: Royal Enterprise
Ship: Vexor
Weapon: Light Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 26917


Destroyed items:


Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 8
Caldari Navy Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 8
Caldari Navy Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 9
Heavy Missile Launcher I
Heavy Missile Launcher I
Medium Nosferatu II
Invulnerability Field II
Large Shield Extender I
Large Shield Extender I
Caldari Navy Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 342 (Cargo)

Dropped items:

Medium Nosferatu II
Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 9
Caldari Navy Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 9
Heavy Missile Launcher I
Heavy Missile Launcher I
Heavy Missile Launcher I
Warp Disruptor II
Large Shield Extender I
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Ballistic Control System II
Ballistic Control System II
Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 715 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 361 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 369 (Cargo)

Then a friend in a curse finds an ishkur and an Ishtar in a belt, we warp in , me in my vexor and a m8 in a hyperion, I put a point on ishkur, coz the Ishtar was out of range :(, ofc Ishtar warps out and we kill the ishkur- talk about overkill: hype, vexor and curse against a little assault frig. No fun again, I really feel sorry for those guys we overkill, but I know they would drop a blob on me everytime they will have a chance, so I guess better if they die instead of me :-).

After that I get info of a hound killing noobs in our home system. I’m going there, with a m8 in another hound. I go to the belt he was seen and wait for him there, he decloaks and fires a volley on me, then he cloaks back, I ofc go full speed to the place I’ve seen him. But he is changing location while cloaked(smart), then he decloaks again and shoots another volley at me, and cloaks back. Meanwhile my friend in his hound is cloaked there too, but he says he is out of range. After playing few times, the enemy starts shooting me seriously, I get to lock him and put my drones on him, but I die faster than I can get in range to scram and he warps out, before the friendly hound could kill the guy :-(. My m8s killed him later and i even was on the killmail, but I lost a ship because of being fool. I could warp out of there anytime and wouldn’t get killed.

And now comes the fun, we (me in thorax and a m8 in harbinger) spot 3 enemies in our system, get their ships types: harbinger (pilot 2 months old), stabber and rifter + a hostile rupture in the system, but not working with them, after chasing them through the system, they go to another system to a safespot. I go to a planet within scan range of their safespot, meanwhile the rupture shows on scan too, making me think that they might be working together after all. We call another m8 of ours to probe them. I tell the harb pilot to get out of scan range in case the pirates would like to try to kill me faster than he could come. Because of technical issues we talk in chat window, no voice. After few minutes of waiting I see the rifter, stabber amd harbinger warping to me, I lock them, put a point on the harb and write in fleet chat to my harb m8 to warp to me. I start shooting the stabber, thinking that he is nano fitted and will die fast, so after droping it’s shields and half armor I transfer my drones to the rifter, keeping the warp scrambler on the harbinger. The rifter dies slowly, but the stabber starts to armor rep! I get the web out of him and put it on the rifter, and transfer all my firepower to him, he pops in 1 volley and I start shooting the stabber again, he pops fast too. After killing these 2, I transfer all my guns to the harbinger, him being the only 1 left. My armor almost gone already (they were all shooting me) and in this moment I realize that my corpm8 in his harbinger isn’t here! In this moment I pop :-(. I tell the guys in fleet chat to warp there faster. My corpm8 warps there and finds the harb pilot looting the wrecks, ofc he kills him, takes all the loot and then the rupture warps to him (he wasn’t with them after all), the rupture pops either (tech2 med pulses are not a joke for a rupture). I got all the loot again, because I lost my ship (although I would have preferred to keep my ship and give my m8 the loot). Then my m8 tells me that he didn’t notice when I wrote him to warp to me, coz they were trying to find the rupture! We talked in local with the guys and they said they thought the rupture is at that planet, not me lol.

Few days l8r, 2 drakes were camping the gate, I got through (although I lost a thorax to them before), and start talking to them in local and 1 of them says he would fight my thorax in his ishkur! And he was serious about it, I thought it is a trap but I gave it a go. It wasn’t a trap, the guy kept his word, but died fast. After the fight he said he didn’t play the game for a while and he didn’t knew that ishkurs can’t kill thoraxes anymore :-).

The day after, again the gate is camped, by a drake and a geddon now, the geddon pilot being 6-7 months old only, we form a 6 man fleet, to destroy the camp, but when they see us, they warp out. The drake docks, but the geddon goes to a belt!!! He wanted to rep the sentry damage before docking, yeah right, like we will let u! We warp to him and kill the bastard, getting his pod too - no fun, big blob - pirates need to learn a lesson. I had to log off straight after the geddon died, but my m8s killed the drake too not long after that.

2 days l8r (yesterday btw), we have nothing to kill in the system we were, so we scouted the nearby area. There we found a nice gatecamp: 4 bs and a hic + few more docked. So, we form a little fleet (geddon, harbinger, thorax<---me, neut domi, enyo and falcon) and go there. We send the domi first, to bait and to get a point on our primary - rokh - then we warp in and start shooting it. All his m8swarped out even before i got there. They all docked, lefting him alone, he was smartbomb fitted so he killed all my drones, but he died eventually and we only lost a slasher (he came a little l8r, to die to smartbombs :-P). We left them alone after that, sitting in their stations. Ofc they smacked a little in local, telling us we will lose 10x more, but np :-). I log off and go to have a drink, which was until 4.00 in the morning, then I go to sleep. I wake up 25 minutes before downtime, in a bad mood, but I login to switch a skill and guess what: I see a red in local. I undock and scan the system, a typhoon! Then I suddenly get a convo from a friend:

[ 2008.04.07 10:28:30 ] Lady Destruction > o/
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:30 ] friend > hi m8
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:37 ] Lady Destruction > wanna kill the phoon?
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:40 ] Lady Destruction > :-)
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:42 ] friend > ye
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:47 ] friend > i try it yesterday
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:49 ] Lady Destruction > i am in thorax
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:52 ] friend > i scan him ok
[ 2008.04.07 10:28:54 ] friend > kk
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:03 ] friend > i try it to ask it you :-D
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:09 ] Lady Destruction > u think we could kill it?
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:16 ] friend > ye
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:26 ] friend > i think he got warp core stab
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:32 ] Lady Destruction > :-(
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:38 ] friend > yesterday i shoot him he fly away lol
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:42 ] Lady Destruction > lol
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:48 ] Lady Destruction > i have a 1 point scram
[ 2008.04.07 10:29:58 ] friend > i got also a scram
[ 2008.04.07 10:30:02 ] Lady Destruction > good
[ 2008.04.07 10:30:50 ] friend > fleet
[ 2008.04.07 10:30:59 ] Lady Destruction > i'll take a 2 points 1 then :-)

I dock and change the disruptor for a scrambler.

[ 2008.04.07 10:31:21 ] friend > got him on scanner
[ 2008.04.07 10:31:29 ] Lady Destruction > ok undocking
[ 2008.04.07 10:32:53 ] friend > warp to me
[ 2008.04.07 10:33:00 ] Lady Destruction > omw
[ 2008.04.07 10:33:24 ] friend > he got an nice shield
[ 2008.04.07 10:33:27 ] Lady Destruction > k
[ 2008.04.07 10:34:06 ] friend > shoot
[ 2008.04.07 10:35:34 ] friend > nice :-)
[ 2008.04.07 10:35:43 ] Lady Destruction > i have the pod
[ 2008.04.07 10:35:52 ] friend > kk
[ 2008.04.07 10:35:57 ] Lady Destruction > want to kill it?
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:03 ] friend > nope
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:07 ] friend > my sec :p
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:13 ] Lady Destruction > lol mine too :-(
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:16 ] friend > you may kill ik
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:27 ] Lady Destruction > well, wtf, the hell with it :-)
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:38 ] friend > lol that sound :-D
[ 2008.04.07 10:36:43 ] Lady Destruction > lol

The poor guy was mining:

2008.04.07 10:35

Victim: ****
Alliance: None
Corp: ****

Destroyed: Typhoon
System: ****
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 15874

Involved parties:

Name: Lady Destruction (laid the final blow)
Security: -2.3
Alliance: Infinite Innovation
Corp: Royal Enterprise
Ship: Thorax
Weapon: Light Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 8966

Name: friend
Security: 1.3
Alliance: *****
Corp:****
Ship: Caracal
Weapon: Warp Disruptor II
Damage Done: 6908


Destroyed items:

Medium Anode Particle Stream I
Multifrequency S
Caldari Navy Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 28
1400mm Carbine Howitzer I
Caldari Navy Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 27
Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile, Qty: 15
XR-3200 Heavy Missile Bay
Expanded Cargohold I
Expanded Cargohold II, Qty: 4
Caldari Navy Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 11 (Cargo)
Republic Fleet EMP L, Qty: 16 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Devastator Cruise Missile, Qty: 45 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile, Qty: 46 (Cargo)
Pristine Jaspet, Qty: 870 (Cargo)
Capacitor Control Circuit I
Cargohold Optimization I
Auxiliary Thrusters I

Dropped items:

Republic Fleet EMP L, Qty: 6
Cu Vapor Particle Bore Stream I
Cu Vapor Particle Bore Stream I
XR-3200 Heavy Missile Bay
Caldari Navy Devastator Cruise Missile, Qty: 15
Cruise Missile Launcher I
Cruise Missile Launcher I
Survey Scanner II
Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction
Induced Multispectral ECM I
LiF Fueled I Booster Rockets
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Caldari Navy Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 10 (Cargo)

Well, it’s a bs kill anyway and he was red anyway, and I got his pod too, and now I have -3.3 sec status. Need to go to 0.0 to rat a bit. That’s all for this time, hope to have some nice fights to write about soon. Btw here u can go to see all my kills and loses: http://kb.infinite-innovation.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=40015.

I’m thinking maybe I should start to fraps the fights, coz I always forget to get screenshots, I remember it only after the battle :-).

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eldoran on :

Please format your text, use less smilies, and i will try to read your text again. I just couldn't manage this wall of text.

Elohir on :

Hi,

I managed to get through the text. Inside is the depiction of some interesting battles. I do agree with previous poster about the formatting :-)

As an example: this piece of text:
"After that I get info of a hound killing noobs in our home system, I’m going there, with a m8 in a hound too, I go to the belt he was seen and wait for him there, he decloaks and fires a volley on me, then he cloaks back, I ofc go full speed to the place I’ve seen him, but he is going to another place ofc, then he decloaks again and shoots another volley at me, and cloaks back, meanwhile my friend in his hound is cloaked there too, but he says he is not in range after playing few times, he starts shooting me seriously, I get to lock him and put my drones on him, but I die faster than I can get in range to scram and he warps out, before the friendly hound could kill the guy :(, we got him later, but I lost a ship because of being fool, I could warp out of there anytime and wouldn’t get killed.

... is actually ONE sentence :-)

Anyhoo, you have all the exciting encounters to write loads of stories. Looking forward to your next story :-)

Lady Destruction on :

Well, i'll try to format it better next time, sorry for that, i was still drunk when i wrote it :-). The problem is that english is not my first language(but you've noticed that, i bet). When i start writing, i start to remember all those fights and i actually live them again, that's why i just write and write without paying attention to formating :-(.But i promise i will read the text again after writing it next time.

Lady Destruction on :

I've formatted it a bit, hope it's readable now ;-)

BR on :

I can't get past all the IM-speak (I mean, for fuck's sake, is it really that goddam hard to spell "later", "mate", etc?!). It was very hard to read, so I gave up after the first few paragraphs.

I like eve-pirate, but I really wish Anders had some sort of editorial policy in place...

Ander on :

You're just angry that I havent published your story.

emoragequit

Lady Destruction on :

Now i get it :-). Ander, you should post his story too, so i can throll him a bit :-P.

Lady Destruction on :

Hmm, i write it just as i write in chat, to make it faster. Do you really think i would spend that much time to write a story, instead of using this time to play eve?

Za'afiel on :

I wonder why have you put **** in the place of system and victim if just right under the text you've provided a link to your killboard with all the info ;D

Lady Destruction on :

Because, those who r lazy to not go to the link, shouldn't see al the info :-).

Anonymous on :

i liked it.. i cant use any of this punctuation crap anyway :-P

Lady Destruction on :

hehe, thks. I am not a native english speaker and i only learnt english for 2 years, and this was 10 years ago. So i do my best to keep it as readable as possible, but don't blame me if i fail :-P.

Anonymous on :

great stories glad to see you having fun, Though if i see you in space you'll probably pop -3 sec status makes u a pirate, and if i'm feeling evil i'll put a bounty on u

Lady Destruction on :

Hehe, tell me ur char's name, so i can dock when i see u in system :-P. I pop a lot anyway, it's not like a t1 cruiser can win all the fights (although not even a titan can win all the fights ;-)), but it happens mostly when i get blobbed.

Shuckstar on :

Nice stories, looking forward to more :-)

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